Oooo.... solved it.
For future reference to others - if this ever happens to you, try this:
gdb attach <PID#>
When I did that, I got the following back ( as root ):
Quote:
Attaching to process 11322
Reading symbols from /usr/bin/gdb...(no debugging symbols found)...done.
Using host libthread_db library "/lib/tls/libthread_db.so.1".
Reading symbols from /usr/lib/libncurses.so.5...done.
Loaded symbols for /usr/lib/libncurses.so.5
Reading symbols from /lib/libtermcap.so.2...done.
Loaded symbols for /lib/libtermcap.so.2
Reading symbols from /lib/tls/libm.so.6...done.
Loaded symbols for /lib/tls/libm.so.6
Reading symbols from /lib/libdl.so.2...done.
Loaded symbols for /lib/libdl.so.2
Reading symbols from /lib/tls/libc.so.6...done.
Loaded symbols for /lib/tls/libc.so.6
Reading symbols from /lib/ld-linux.so.2...done.
Loaded symbols for /lib/ld-linux.so.2
Reading symbols from /lib/tls/libthread_db.so.1...done.
Loaded symbols for /lib/tls/libthread_db.so.1
linux_test_for_tracefork: waitpid: No child processes.
A program is being debugged already. Kill it? (y or n) y
When I answered yes, the system shut the rogue process down.
[EDIT]
Or... not. The processes were removed from his account and transferred to root. So I'm not sure what the deal was. Since I had a kernel update pending I just rebooted the server.